Would Like To Meet
GOOD LOOKING stud WLTM racy filly as stable mate to play the fields. Roll in the hay, odds on. Must provide own tacking. No handicaps. Return betting slips to BOX 11
34 YEAR-OLD female curvaceous effervescent brunette is looking for a man 30-40 for fun, friendship and maybe more. Shared interests desirable, mine include long walks, salsa dancing and pony trekking. No smokers please, BOX 57
TALL, DARK and exotic girl, 23 WLTM an engaging man or woman 30-35 with a GSOH to challenge me on every level. Taste for foreign film, music and travel are desired, photo submissions will be summarily rejected BOX 29
I DON’T want to live in a maisonette! Ever! If you have done, are doing, or would do then leave me be. To everyone else I am a tall, ostensibly attractive but somewhat difficult man 26, who WLTM a beautiful princess to dote on. BOX 456
OBSERVATIONAL COMIC in need of a foil, male, age irrelevant for mirth and mayhem, fun and frolics, jokes and jocularity and international travel to comedy festivals the world over. Must be sexually secure to handle me. BOX 289
EXCITING FUN loving 26yr old female 5ft 6ins, medium build brown hair/eyes likes animals, cars, bikes looking for someone aged 30-40 for friendship and maybe more Box clever BOX 225
VERY YOUNG looking 42yr old, slim, medium height, blue eyes, tan skin, N/S enjoys music, dance, theatre and museums seeks similar for tandem bike rides, champagne breakfasts and general spoiling. BOX 816
FAR TOO single female, 22, seeks a good man to treat me properly and make me breakfast in bed when I stay over. I’m cute and athletic, you should be too. BOX 888
SPICE UP your days, meet me, a foreign 26 Y/O male in need of some attention. I’m a good guy, I promise. Women only. BOX 236
MOODY AND difficult to engage film Autere with a bleak and cynical outlook on life desires someone with similar ennui to sneer at romantic comedies and smoke BOX 128 A cliff-hanger?
CARE-FREE REDHEADED female, 24 WLTM a gentleman with whom to share evenings in/out. Loves travelling, shopping and cinema. GSOH necessary, no smokers please, BOX 124
LPT, 54 seeks a long-term companion for long walks and non-contact sports. I find shared loathing is more important than shared likes, so you must hate cats, Buster Keaton, and jazz from later than 1983. No photos please. BOX 1358
I’M SARAH, 22 and a straight-edger looking to meet other sXe types for nights out, fun and friendship. No photos thanks. BOX 63 Christians only.
JOURNEY’S END, professional male, 56, 5’11 and well attired seeks professional lady 40-48 of similar type, must love walking by the ocean, dogs and writing letters. BOX 91
HAPPY GAY female, 49, single solvent and an excellent cook WLTM a tall elegant lady 30-45 with grace, intelligence and a GSOH for friendship and companionship leading slowly to LTR. N/S please. BOX 351
ROMANTIC 51YR old female who likes to indulge in all of life’s pleasures, great and small, would be gratified to meet a sovereign gentleman for friendship and romance BOX 911
HONEST AND open 37 Y/O Male seeks younger woman to revitalise a damaged and cynical soul. I’m moderately attractive and looking for confidence over appearance. I’m 6’6 so I’d like a tall lady please. BOX 214
IF YOU have long curly hair, a sense of humour and a taste for exotic foods and are looking for a caring older man then we should get along well. I’m recently retired and looking for someone to lavish attention on. BOX 234
WELL TRAVELLED but poorly read gentleman seeks opposite to share the gentle expansion of comfort zones, would like to meet a woman aged 35-45 with a GSOH, looks unimportant. Send a letter with a few details to BOX 358. Time-wasters welcomed as a part of life’s rich tapestry
HARD WORKING, 37yrs old single mum, likes socialising, formula 1, rugby, holidays, WLTM a genuine guy with GSOH and OHAC for a straightforward relationship. BOX 34
CUTE GWM, 30 non-scene, seeks partner for long-term relationship, aged 28-34. Must enjoy art-house and cheap theatre plus dashing hats or dashing in the pursuit of hats. BOX 853
COMPULSIVE LIAR with gorgeous face and chiselled body seeks undiscerning and kind woman to mend my bad habits and make a man out of me. Must be tall, aquiline and stern. BOX 122
SHY MAN, 44 tall, dark hair, 5’10 medium build, likes walking reading, TV, seeks spiritual female companion to share his time with BOX 45
CLYDE BARROW seeks Bonnie Parker for a trip down memory lane and a ‘Bolivian Army’ Ending. BOX 112
LIFE WITHOUT love is hardly worth living. GWM, 56 seeks a friend, a confidante and a lover all rolled into one. Must be out, proud and decidedly homosexual. No time wasters or abusive messages please. BOX 318
SECRETLY FAT gentleman seeks privately lonely woman aged 35-45 for company and mutual ego massage. BOX 521
AGEING BIKER chick seeks a place to hang her leathers up for good. You should be hot-blooded, quick-witted and have a thing for tattoos. BOX 114
TALL FOOL with a good heart and a young son seeks a loving woman with whom to build a life. We like sports and brightly coloured talking animals. BOX 134
I like the ambiguity of ‘looks unimportant’. I think I look unimportant.
I think you’re a piece of ass. Respectfully speaking.
‘WELL TRAVELLED but poorly read gentleman seeks opposite to share the gentle expansion of comfort zones.’ Best one. I lolled.
That guy? He’s a serial killer…
And he seems so normal…!