I’m going to stop self-censoring from here on out so if vulgarities offend you, at least if they offend you more than the information, then kindly “fuck the fuck off” as Malcom Tucker “Swearing Tsar” might put it. I’ll be swearing a fair bit, because the last couple of days have seen young people screwed-over regarding their exam results and the entire country screwed-over in Jeremy Hunt’s ongoing efforts to destroy anything worthwhile he’s allowed to lay his homeopathic, anti-choice, massively tax-avoiding, gross parliamentary-expenses fiddling (and only 50% repaying), BskyB-felching twat-faced hands on. I loathe him for his works, for the absence of basic decency or humanity displayed in them, and would happily see him exiled to someplace where someone was paid to regularly pugilate his wicked visage…
Back to the fuck-ups about the GCSE results: After a disproportionately huge number of pupils achieved less than their expected grades in this summer’s exams furious schools, pupils and parents called for papers to be remarked to a standard consistent with previous years’ mark schemes. After much bluster, some chronic indecisiveness on the part of the exam boards and several abrupt U-turns this is now certain for some pupils, as the Welsh Government order the most prominent exam board in their country (and my former employers) the WJEC to regrade the papers of Welsh students.
Sean Coughlan: ENGLISH AND WELSH PUPILS FACE DIFFERENT GCSE GRADES
Whilst this seems obviously good news for those whose grades will be increased, a disparity along regional lines is damaging both to students who now rank lower than the Welsh student’s to whom they are equally intelligent and to those apparently advantaged; unless the situation is sorted decisively and fairly all those who received GCSE qualifications in this set of exams will see their credentials received with a doubt and uncertainty that has seldom been this overt and is absolute bullshit.
The story worsens however, as it emerges that the downgrading was inflicted on these poor bastards by arseholes-in-chief and exam board regulators Ofqual who told exam boards they had to lower the grades received by students. More on this in the next two links, but be sure to note Ofqual using the quasi-Mafioso language of plausible deniability in the discontinuation of discussions about the issue: “It is for you to decide how [downgrading] is achieved”…
William Stewart: PRESSURE BUILDS ON OFQUAL AFTER LEAKED LETTERS REVEAL IT OVERRULED ‘FAIR’ GCSE GRADES
Now see this summarised with an ending which mentions how Michael Gove, Education Secretary and suppurating sore of a human being, denies any responsibility and has refused to intervene (which is HIS FUCKING JOB) whilst blindly pushing forward his well-disregarded plans for O-levels and Academies…
Sunny Hundal: LEAKED EMAILS SHOW GCSE EXAMS ‘FIASCO’ WAS DELIBERATE
Even the promise of an inquiry leaves the affected students in an academic limbo, unsure whether their grades will stand as-is or if they might creep upwards enough to changes failing scores into passes or even As into A*s.
William Stewart: SELECT COMMITTEE WILL HOLD FULL INQUIRY INTO GCSE ENGLISH GRADING SCANDAL
Finally we return to Jeremy Hunt, Health Secretary and Cunt, whose latest stranger-with-diarrhoea-rimming-level stupid idea is to sell vast swathes of the NHS off to the private sector, a plan which HAS NEVER IMPROVED ANY-FUCKING-THING AT ALL.
Dr. Eoin Clarke: BRUTAL NEWS AS JEREMY HUNT SIGNALLED A 3RD WAVE OF TORY NHS PRIVATISATION
It’s enough to make you want to scratch every horrendous policy idea and every failure in moral and political character that Jeremy Hunt has ever had onto a cricket-ball filled with the densest material available to scientists then throw it off the top of the Burj Khalifa where it will be picked up by forces as yet unknown and aimed like a karmic cannonball and rocketed through his chest and out of his back, leaving a perfect hole through which his maggoty insides can be seen. (I made this stupidly implausible enough that I can (hopefully) employ an impossible defence should someone make a decent fist of recreating this, or if the laws of physics temporarily broke and the actual situation were to arise, and the police tried to do me for incitement (it would actually be excitement))…
Sigh… Jeremy Hunt is not really a cunt, he’s a genuinely dangerous threat to the people in Britain and, if he should ever have any kind of influence on foreign policy, the world entire. I should have used the non-gendered insult “arsehole” and added such adjectives as gave it the taboo-breaking power of “cunt”.